DATE: 4:58:00 PM
Well, shiver me timbers, ‘tis Talk Like a Pirate Day. This ol’ buccaneer’s going to weigh anchor and head west towards the home port. On the way I may have to pillage a restaurant or two to keep the scurvy bilge rats from committin’ mutiny. Then it’s yo, ho, ho and a bottle o’ rum.
Aye, me hearty lads and lasses ‘tis time to swig the grog, sing a shanty or two, and take up yer needles to knit the Jolly Roger.