DATE: 11:52:00 AM
I had a funny dream last night. A group of friends and I were held hostage in Communist Russia. In order to escape we were utilizing certain song sequences on the radio. However, one of our number betrayed us by revealing the plan. So we could only choose one song that would be the key to our escape!
Of course we were successful, and were soon strutting across the tarmac to the airplane as Ozzie Osborn's remake of "Staying Alive" blared through the loud speakers.
The Russian people were standing by clapping and dancing while the Communist officials fumed.
"Ah, ah, ah, ah, Staying Alive, Staying Alive..."